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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago

Being french is a choice

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want to learn Quebec French just to annoy everybody should I ever go France. Maybe throw in a few Arabic words, too, I heard that's very popular among the older generation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

im planning on learning Missouri French.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'll never tolerate those baguette fuckers

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's usually the other way around, we don't fuck a baguette, we use our baguette to fuck.

[–] velvetThunder 8 points 1 month ago

The moment you ride your baguette you are a baguette fucker. When you are riding a baguette which has another ones dick in it, you are french now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

They just take your crops and pay you crap then expect you to be grateful.

Inherited Frenchphobia passed down through the generations. Trying to break the cycle but it’s hard.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

If I ever go to Paris, I'm going to ask the locals for the Emily in Paris tour.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Original comic is about super straights this version is greatly improved

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

They deserve it for having a gaul to be born French.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

FRENCH 👏 RIGHTS 👏 ARE 👏 HUMAN 👏 RIGHTS 👏🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

FRENCH 👏 MEN 👏 ARE 👏 HOMME 👏🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

>french
>man

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

French people stink 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️🙅