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Thief who stole 798 Creme Eggs jailed (www.bbc.co.uk)
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A shoplifter who stole 798 Cadbury's Creme Eggs has been jailed for eight months.

Portsmouth Magistrates' Court heard on Friday that Layton Richards, 29, from Brownlow Close in Portsmouth, had been charged with 24 shoplifting offences.

Hampshire and Isle of Wight Constabulary said he had stolen the chocolate between 6 January and 18 April.

Richards targeted 19 shops across Hampshire, Dorset and West Sussex, and took £3,463.96 worth of produce and products.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Just don't ask where he hid them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That sounds like an easy world record to beat.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Game on!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Challenge accepted

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I can boof fifty eggs!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This can't be real lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Must be, there's an X-ray and everything so it can't be totally made up by the Sunday Sport.

Although there is also sad news:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Crocs can smell crème eggs from up to Fifty miles away, sadly.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Seriously. I can only fit 6 and my rectum is cavernous.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What are you suggesting about the fine journalism of the Sunday Sport? That's Britain's last bastion of integrity I'll have you know!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Somebody's internals are gritty alright

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s even worse than stealing forty cakes. It’s more than four tens. And it’s terrible.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

798 Cadbury's Creme Eggs

£3,463.96 worth of produce

£4.34 for a Creme Egg? Or he stole 798 Creme Eggs as well as several thousand other non-headline-worthy products?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I'd be surprised if all he was stealing were Creme Eggs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That’s a lot of shrinkflationn since last I was in a Tesco, but I can buy it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But can you really blame him?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

They have saved dozens of people from getting diabetes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They are disgusting. I liked them as a kid, but had one recently and it was a mistake

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm almost certain the recipe has gotten worse

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

They're def noticably smaller than they used to be

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

FOOD HEIST!