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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

14 hours later, she gave up?? Points for perseverance, I s'pose.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Her shit is totally wrecked and doesn't function anymore without a jackhammer. Except like everything on the internet, it isn't real.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Women aren't even real. They only exist on the internet.

[–] Crazyblu 2 points 2 months ago

Agree never seen a real woman

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

My fingering is better on an acoustic pussy than an electric guitar. Just sayin' 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Acoustic Pussy is gonna be the name of my next band...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Playing cuntry on the clitar

[–] solsangraal 13 points 2 months ago

the imagery is...something

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

DAE kinda prefer manual? IDK, it just makes me feel more connected with my genitals.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah but I have this microbullet I get addicted to as well. Both are good but there is something cozy about acoustic pussy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I've definitely interacted with some genitals that needed a manual

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I appreciate her openness, but it's a confusing report to me. I'm wondering the intent/purpose of sharing that info because this seems like one of those things that I would likely misunderstand, then repeat and get into trouble fordoing so. What would likely be the point of the post? Relate with others, seek validation for her appearance, be funny, or something else?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

If you're open about your own sexuality, this is just a funny story. They share a fun fact about a common experience, the idea being that a majority of the audience is familiar with masturbation and can therefore relate to the frustration of not achieving the experience they initially envisioned.

Coming up with the pun of acoustic pussy is just a witty remark they deemed clever enough to add it to the story.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

I thought it was funny

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

I think women should share more stuff like this. Men on the internet have entire second languages for every part of their lived experience- I'd love if we could have the same openness about what women are dealing with.

Like when Bachelor Frog was huge, then Bachelorette Frog happened.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Be ratchet.