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The game (slrpnk.net)

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[–] [email protected] 146 points 1 month ago (4 children)

obviously satire

[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, it's 4 real. Has to be. No one would lie on the internet

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bonjour. I am french male model and Olympic pole vaulter.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Show me your oui oui.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I have a oui oui collection! Probably over 100... if anyone wants to see more, you should totally let me know.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want to see more wtf are these little guys

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

They're ouiouis! The brand is the one single thing I collect, and I've been collecting for a few years now. They have a standard line and a limited "special" line.

Here's a snippet of my entire collection! Not just ouiouis, but there are other ones, too.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I want to connect with you, emotionally :)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Definitely, but Lemmy and Reddit are notorious for not picking up on blatant satire, so it needs to be pointed out. Sadly.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Are you joking rn? Sadly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's probably the autism.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Sarcasm and satire are ableist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I cam see it. For the pixels.

[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the kind of content I actually WOULD like to read on LinkedIn. You know, instead of the constant pseudo-inspirational narcissistic fart sniffing.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

pseudo-inspirational narcissistic fart sniffing.

Band name. PINFS for short.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is on shlinkedin.com. Great site.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Holy fuck, thanks for the rabbit hole. I can't fucking stand LinkedIn brainiacs, so this will be very refreshing

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know this written as a satire. But as a lawyer I can say it will never work. If you want to try there will be many lawyers willing to take your money gladly.

[+] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Domain names and trademarks are regulated differently. Domain names registrations work on first come first served basis. While trademarks have legal requirements that needs to be fulfilled.

If you have a prior trademark that's the same as the domain name (considering it's unique and not a general word like game, sex or food etc...) and your trademark is somewhat known than you can sue the domain name holder to get it back. This has so many details and requirements so I won't get into that. I don't know the details about the Nissan so can't comment.

As for trademarks and why it doesn't work is you can't sue anyone for using their own name. For example banking network SWIFT can't sue Taylor Swift. Also for a trademark owner to claim infringement the party who is using the said trademarked name/word has to be doing the same or similar work, working in the same industry and/or doing something that's detrimental to the trademark.

I hope I made it more clear for you. Have good day.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

I follow this guy on Linkedin and he has amazing posts like this every day, and its always funny to see the occasional comment that tries to take him seriously. https://www.linkedin.com/in/ken-cheng-991849b6/recent-activity/all/

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

GRINDSET MINDSET 🔥🔥

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

SIGMA LIGMA 🔥🔥

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I lost the game

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

God damit!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Only a month's progress lost this time.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

So heartwarming 🥲

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Your title made me lose the game (Edit: that was my 100th comment lmao)