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A place to appreciate the twentieth century comic character Everett True of "The Outbursts of Everett True." Feel free to check out the sticky.

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what are your guys headcanons about mr and mrs True. genuinely want to know situation type deal

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Pure headcanon, which for me means that it doesn't mean realistic.

But, in my head, they're avatars. Everett represents the collective impulses of humanity at any given time and place. Mrs True is the archetype of "married woman" that shifts to match the impulses of Everett, by balancing and countering them. They're minor deities. Hence their immortality, and how they can only be hurt by each other.

Either that, or they're in a consensual BDSM relationship with extremely specific agreements in place where Mrs True is the dominant, and Everett is the brat sub.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I like the dance of two deities clashing with one another, neither more powerful than the other.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

But who is yin, and who is yang?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Why does it always sounds like it’s a bad thing?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Because cirvular dependencies are a programming antipattern.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

She's got dishes to wash and mouths to feed, it's the maid of all work's day off, JUSTBUTTONMEUPIGOTSHITTODO. Source: personal experience.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Looks like he's a Domestic Violence victim

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Well maybe he likes the pain. As suggested by some on here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Their Safe Word is: "Longsuffering."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

She pegs him good n hard

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I bet she's a freak in the sack.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

He married her because she was just as outspoken as he was. That was a painful mistake.