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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I know this is bad posting, but I do wanna realistically think about how to accomplish this, but I don't think the solution is roasting dried beanis then grounding them up and sticking them in a Mr coffee

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

but I don't think the solution is roasting dried beanis then grounding them up and sticking them in a Mr coffee

wrong

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

"coffee" fans will tell you they're different some how but us bean heads know the truth

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

bean juice is good tho

there's some damn good vegan charro beans recipes, guess you could consider it a bean broth?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Put a can of pinto beans in the fridge overnight. Drain the bean juice. Congrats you have cold brew.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Pinto latte

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Beanis juice

▢ 1.5 litres chilled water or water at room temperature
▢ 6 tablespoon sattu (roasted black chickpea flour)
▢ 4 to 6 tablespoon regular sugar or organic unrefined cane sugar or jaggery – add as per taste
▢ ¼ teaspoon black salt or 2 to 3 pinches of black salt (optional)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

beans beans the magical juice

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

the more you drink the more you sluice

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

How much oil is in pinto beans though?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I've had corn tea that was really good made like this.