The driver ( 
) is on their way to whole foods to spend 1500 dollars in rose wine
Later that day
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They were headed that way lol
That makes my silly bit even funnier
They were headed that way lol
Life imitates art!
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Damn it. I should have thought of the clink addition to that emoji sequence first. 
[Palestinian child] pls stop bombing my home 
[Our Kween] I'm Speaking 
: can't you see she's speaking? Now if you excuse me, I have a bottle of Luis Roederer to open!
omg what a girl boss. Just like she did in an old debate
Kamala: I'm speaking!
Me: well shut up then, you're not saying anything good.
Tesla
yk this lib bought it sometime around the late 2010s when they all thought elon musk was irl ironman and the greatest genius of our age before he made his chuddery obvious
he's so epic!!!! he named them S, 3, X, and Y!!!!!! 
Oh, is that what the joke was
Most divorced dad of all time. 
Please let it be a coincidence please.
im surprised he didnโt name the cybertruck the model D so he could name the next ones model O, model G, and model E
I totally wanted a Tesla when I was younger. Seemed like it was going down the path of affordability, there was gonna be superchargers in every gas station, etc.
If you asked me 10 years ago, I would've thought EVs would be absolutely dominating the market, maybe hitting 1/3 of new sales. Its like ~7% currently. Boy was I naive.
Probably could've been possible if the government had any interest in that, but I digress.
From January to March of this year, nearly 1.9 million electric cars were sold in China, marking an almost 35% increase compared to sales in the first quarter of 2023. In March, NEV sales in China surpassed a share of 40% in overall car sales for the first time, according to retail sales reported by the China Passenger Car Association.
I totally wanted a Tesla when I was younger. Seemed like it was going down the path of affordability, there was gonna be superchargers in every gas station, etc.
If you asked me 10 years ago, I would've thought EVs would be absolutely dominating the market, maybe hitting 1/3 of new sales. Its like ~7% currently. Boy was I naive.
Probably could've been possible if the government had any interest in that, but I digress.
Now it's twenty twenty four
Knock knock on your car door
It's the self driving K-Hive kween
They have come to say "I'm speaking"
