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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Translation (as near as I could figure out):

"Inexpensive PASGT (Personnel Armour System for Ground Troops) helmet with dyed, surplus camouflage cover and a used Yukon Gen1 Night Vision Goggle held on with GoPro parts (likely the curved attachment and maybe even the overhead clips), and an extra mount."

Definitely a case of: "if you have to ask, you don't want it."

Also, the Yukon Gen 1 seems to be discontinued (most of the reviews are 12+ years old) but new units run $2-5K.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Aww, ya beat me to it, and did better to boot.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bro, I got a stroke from trying to reading it 😵‍💫

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

New NATO memetic weapon just dropped

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Call the bondulance, I'm having a stornk.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Still better kitted than the Russians

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

What am I supposed to read here?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I read this wrong and imagined an Uber driver wearing these when you get in.

Headlights off, let's go.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Allow me to translate.

Super cheap Personnel Armor System for Ground Troops (helmet), covered in dyed military surplus cloth, used Yukon Gen1 (ancient and mostly useless) night vision goggles, held on with Go Pro parts and a military surplus mount.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Okay, I think I've mostly deciphered this, but what's a pasgt?

This is a definite case of a few more acronyms and shortened forms than was wise.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Personnel Armor System for Ground Troops

The helmet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

We haven't analyzed the Ikea couch. The secret meaning is that Russians like to buy and post toys like this for clout from their cheap couches?