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My voice has become really hoarse but my feathers haven't turned black yet. Does this mean I'm going to avoid that symptom, or does it usually come later?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Corvid19 was created in a lab in Crowatia

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

why is a raven like a writing desk?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

If the raven likes writing desks then let him. No need to pester the guy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some corvids aren't black at all and really, even crows aren't just black. Humans can't see the colors very well, but if you get up close to crow feathers and the light is right they are iridescent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kinda like how oil running across the ground has a rainbow gleam in the sunlight?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah kinda! Some animals can see the colors more easily and to them crows probably look like parrots or something

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

The crows seem to be calling my name, thought Caw.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

If the sterilizing vaccine actually just adds a letter and turns us all into goth birds, I'll gladly take it