Political Memes

Punch airport security and get on a no-fly list.

4, because I am a glutton for punishment.

3, so I could kick the back of the seat in front of me as I fully recline. At least the devil might be listening to some good music.

I've just remembered I have an urgent funeral to go to and cannot board the flight.

Remember kids, suicide is always an option.

#2

Do you know how many mind games you can play with a narcissist who has nothing but piranhas surrounding him?

Is spending the whole 8 hours in the toilet an option?

I wonder what their going rate is on 9.

We flying business or economy? If its a nice seat, 3. If were flying economy then I pick 5, that way im near the restrooms. Its time to get tex-mex at the airport.

4. I can still talk to satan and its an aisle seat.

Sitting in seat 9 and just spending the whole flight pitting those two against each other would be pretty fun. Also probably pretty easy.

Definitely not 4.

Forget about Alex. That seat cushion would not stay clean for long.

3 except they say trump smells really bad so maybe give me a respirator

Is taking the Gravity Express an option? Because I would rather kill myself.

4,3,2,1 in that order. I'd seat hop; it would be so fun

Each and every person in this flight had sat in seat 3 at some point. This is how they got to be the people they are.

Just a warning.

8 and a pair of headphones, those 2 would just talk to each other and Satan is probably pretty good looking, if it's first class he probably has leg room and lap space, in the event I wanted to freak out the rest of the plane and hopefully cause at least a few fatal heart attacks

I don't have enough fists. :(

Two, I would make trump symetrical with my nail + better to meet satan here, than in hell where I'll be when I die as a pro-LGBTQ+ pro choice atheist.

one question...

which of these are within the available options?

• replacing own life vest with parachute
• manipulating all seatbelts to get stuck
• waiting until all have their seatbelts on
• open en emergency exit in mid flight (or is it a boeing anyway?)
• picking all unnumbered seats (as was the question) one by one and remove the screws holding them in place.
• pushing the devil out of limits
• watching all the others to follow their guide.
• after landing guessing the discovery of having a parachute instead of a life vest was the reason for all of them to want to jump and use theirs for fun, but impossible to know why together with their seats, however they act against common sense anyway so no too big surprise there. and no need to be worried either as assuming they have parachutes. also beeing unable to do anything as the seatbelt somehow was locked and prevented leaving the seat until beeing freed by engineers after landing.

asking for a friend (who has some words to say to the one near 3 and to the ones who praise him too)

5 or 6, best opportunity for gay stuff and not terrible to look at.