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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah well if the reverse happened as your title suggested, his nothingburger of an incident would have resulted in him going to prison for 3 lifetimes, but not before he had to watch kim-blood personally kill his whole family and the next 3 generations would also have the same fate so checkmate, tankie smuglord

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Then it wouldn't be even in the news, such mundane merely 4-generations punishment is happening to all norfkoryans at least three times per day!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

3? I meant 7 generations. lea-blush Yeah definitely 8 generations. Pure suffering at the torture farm.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hit them so hard their ancestors in Gojoseon feel that!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Pre-Japanese settler colonial generational punishment hits different.

(I hope this joke makes sense lol, my current knowledge of the history of the Korean peninsula is pretty limited to the expose bits from Blowback and what I've had to correct from what we are taught is the States.)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Use Juche necromancy to revive all 8 generations just to torture them

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Of course it's the other way, in North Corey-a they would execute you and all your family for that :smuglord:"

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Then bring you back a couple of years later just to freak out the people

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Just goes to show their satanic gommunist sadism, using the unholy powers of juche necromancy to kill and revive people over and over again.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you don't want to push the train they just kill you and bring you back until you change your mind

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

DPRK confirmed The Good Place.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Akshually necrosocialism solved the problem of multiple death sentences condemnations not being able to be executed

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

American judiciary would giver an arm and leg for this secret, for now they only assign multiple death or lifetime imprisonment sentences theoretically

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jaywalking and all other minor traffic violations are now worth seven consecutive life sentences without possibility of parole

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And the word "retirement" is entirely removed from all legislation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Nah, billionaires are still allowed to retire, you can't inconvenience the poor billionaires

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

maybe you don't like it, but that's how true freedom looks