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I need a DRUGS powered sniper, a shaman with a sicko ape ancestor totem, a knife guy, and a SeX adept.

The final boss is some Mormon-looking failson with one of those huge picture books as a spell focus.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Unironically I would jump at the chance to play in such a campaign

EDIT: Why do they all have fucking cowboy guns lmao

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

EDIT: Why do they all have fucking cowboy guns lmao

To encourage Brace to join. brace-cowboy

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

:my-ancestor:

Wha we don't have this as an emoji? For shame.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That Bible might be dangerous just look at how fuckin’ big it is

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I did say he'd be the final boss. Just imagine how much toxic magic that guy could sling with the power of fucked up beliefs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

He's got that hide-and-seek bible

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Sun Wukong is a lot of people's ancestor. He spent ages partying and hanging out on the Mountain of Flowers and Fruit before it even occurred to him that he may die some day, which is when he abruptly pivoted to a lifestyle of beating up gods and collecting every type of immortality just to be sure

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There's already a bunch of "MY ANCESTOR" gag shirts out there, but a skull and crossbones DRUGS shirt seems to have been overlooked sicko-wistful

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Both are certified drip

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

There's already a bunch of "MY ANCESTOR" gag shirts

The one good thing to come out of Truth For Youth