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I want this piece of shit to lose partially because a "DAE LE EPIC DOGE" reference emblazoned on the already cringe US government is just too much for me.
Bruh for the money you paid for twitter YOU could have ended homelessness and hung your hat up as a hero.
But he didn't want to end homelessness. He wanted to be the epic meme lord. 
Cant he just pay someone to make jokes for him considering how unfunny he is
He used to, but then he fired his PR team and showed his whole ass instead for the last few years.
bought a new navy
what
upgraded our highways
HYPERLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Or any one of a number of great things
Couldn't even name three things, real brain genius at work here
instead we got fraud
HYPERLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LED car tunnel in Vegas is epic actually and bazed Joe Rogan said it goes all the way to LA. I am a very smart autodidact and I do my own research. 
Defend our country against who?
Da jooz of course! But don’t let that get in the way of giving wholesome Israel more weapons.
It’s simple. We associate fascism with Reddit the same way atheism got associated with Reddit.
“Oh, you’re a Nazi? Does the narwhal bacon at midnight too le good sir? Only fedoralords glaze the west.”
Humiliation is the best way to deal with Nazis (after the bullet ofc)
This legitimately got me to stop being an annoying atheist all those years ago
Is he calling aircaft carriers a scam? I mean yeah they are but who does he think his audience is for this exactly
I mean yeah they are but who does he think his audience is for this exactly
I think his intended audience that can conjure up any number of bazinga fever dreams of some epic battle robot of the future straight of a "gigafactory" with a Le Epic X somewhere in the logo.
Basically shittier Ted Faro.
"13 billion is too much for a navy aircraft carrier. Instead we should spend that money on a new navy, maybe even an aircraft carrier." -The smartest human alive
"What could a new navy cost? In this bazinga phone game that is superior to chess because it has a le fog of war, a navy doesn't cost that much."