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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Then stopping to shit on the side of the road. And then mixing your poo around with a stick to make it disappear into dirt, but then giving up after a minute because your stick is all covered with poo.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Excuse me but on Hexbear the standard metric for measuring the ecological ramifications of your actions is “car batteries thrown into the ocean.”

For example, making a post on Hexbear is the equivalent of throwing 7 car batteries into the ocean. We use this metric because on their own either one is objectively a good thing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Carbon sink

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

your stick wouldnt be covered with poo if you started by chopping your poo up with a poop sword first you goof

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

always keep that poop knife on me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

PPB is not carbon neutral!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Mom said it's my turn with the poop stick