this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Deathbrownnote

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dammit. That’s a much better title!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

To be fair, there's enough toilet pictures on here that you could have called it "Shitty house designs".

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Submarines have more bathroom space.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

RIP OceanGate Titan

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is literally what I see in my dreams

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

In my dreams the toilets have those ridiculously low dividing walls

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

Stable Diffusion when you ask it to generate a house:

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Where's the TP? Bad enough you gotta parkour your way to the shitter but then you also gotta parkour your way out with mudbutt

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was too distracted by the multiple ways I could die using that toilet to notice the lack of tp!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think there's some on the back of the toilet leaning against the wall.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I believe you're correct, all 5 pixels of that tp seem to be visible

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport... fine I'll show you.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Blue = floor/door

Red = where it lands?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is how I imagine my toilet in the zombie apocalypse

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Complete with stinky lil brown alligators

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

If it fits I shit

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You lower the “drawbridge” over the top of the stairs. Do your business and open the drawbridge again to use the stairs. Flawless design!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When and where do you wash your hands?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Clearly after you handle the bridge handle.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

At the sink behind another drawbridge element one level above probably...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God trying to imagine taking a piss while drunk.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"They're coming up the stairs! Man the toilets!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

“Don’t flush until you see the whites of their eyes!”

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At first I was like ??... But then I was like ???

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This whole thing screams too much work for me… I mean… wtf even is that a metal ladder to Fucking summit before you even make it to the toilet area?

next is the drawbridge.. crank that fucker down.. then tiptoe across praying to the deity of poop that you don’t exceed the weight limits… then while you’re folded in half doing the do.. you gotta wish upon a star no one will thunder down the stairs and knock you off the throne? Finish up with the minimal wiping area available to then jump across the wooden moat to start the expedition to the freaking hand-washing sink?

No Fucking thank you very much!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You have a wonderful way with words!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

1 bed, ensuite, central London, £2400 pcm, no pets.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Could you drop it like it's hot off the top stair?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Looks like a nice place to take a dump though, ngl

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Oof imagine a difficult sweaty shit where you have to take your shirt off. I need room to spread out sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I think you should get that looked at. That doesn't sound normal.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Pranking somebody by opening the cellar while they're taking a shit. Good luck leaping back.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That re-defines longdrop.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Went to take a leak, got a broken neck instead

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I like to imagine that this dosen't have plumbing and that all your shit gets flushed straight through the floor onto the unsuspecting victim below.

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