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Hey look! More mirroring of Nazi forces cling Germany! Fucking GOP

“Imagine”

Not really, that stuff tastes like shit

Hey now, let’s not be totally hasty here

… yes Human, please find all the stop signs as well

… I don’t see an elephant. Oh hey, by the way, can some one help me with this captcha?

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-comic-sans-asshole

Honestly better than any Kanye West song I’ve ever heard

Plot twist, both options are only paid by in their respective coins. And payment is automatic: it falls on your head from a small portal.

Pretty sure that oil is fairly cool as well, because the oil usually explodes out not just bubbles

I mean sure, if you want to give your friends 3rd degree burns. A single ice cube is gonna throw oil a few feet. Explosively.

source: worked at a KFC in high school with a dumb ass who put a coworker in the hospital by throwing some ice in the fryer

But I am the CIA, and I know where you live jeff