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this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2024
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open up this is the CIA
As an AMERICAN, I do not consent to you tracking my comments in any way. The CIA does not have JURISDICTION and I do not recognize THE sovereignty of aMERica.
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I am going to get downvoted for this, but (community popular opinion) 
repost
Not all of us spend every waking hour scrolling Reddit you know. I haven't seen it until now and you trying gatekeep this sub with your "repost" comments aren't adding anything to the conversation. Go touch grass. It's the green stuff, outside, in front of your mother's house.
Downvoted.
Edit - I just realized I actually have seen this post before. This site is really going downhill ever since it got popular.
Edit edit - fixed typo
Ninja edit - fuck spez
YATA - I can't fucking believe you'd do that.
:flag-liberia: :flag-liberia: Trump 2024 :flag-liberia: :flag-liberia:
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this post doesn't apply to me at all but here's a paragraph about some third party bullshit that's tangentially related at best, but really doesn't meet the spirit of the post
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