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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's bad when people mispronounce mischievous but this dude actually spelled it the way people mispronounce it lmao

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

At this point I realize I've most likely ever only come across the mispronounced version...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Isn't the dictionary out of date then?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sure is. Someone should tell Meriam.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

If they don't listen, time to escalate to Webster.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The British seem very happy with keeping the "-tre" ending but pronouncing it "-ter" for centuries.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago

Not surprising, I think they even mispronounced it in an episode of Futurama. Just a shame because the proper way sounds so much better.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Mischievious is actually a common misspelling

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I had custom firmware installed on my PSP and got in trouble for turning the projector on and off on high school.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

I was a few years out of HS when those blasters became more wide spread (my HTC M7 had one, though 6 years too late), and how I wish I had one back then.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

It was a great time indeed when the popularity of IR blasters overlapped with being in high school.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Aw shit, why didn't I think of this! I too had a PSP with CFW in HS, but I just used it for... totally "backed up"....games lmao

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

god i miss having an ir blaster on my phone

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

mine doesn't work

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Note 3 was awesome.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

I used to want one of these IR blaster things to kill tvs in waiting rooms, but then earbuds got better and cheaper and more generally useful.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

Had a HTC One M8 back in the day. Had a lot of fun confusing the shit out of the teachers after turning off the audio system and projector lmao

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I had a Casio remote control watch that I was actually using all the time in my room. I used it in an evil way only once, since the TV sales guy was showing off how loud the super high-end TV is. As he turned the volume up with a maniacal smile, I just pressed OFF button. New money couple lost interest immediately.

It is Casio CMD-40 for the interested.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Had one in highschool. Good times

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Same. Drove a teacher nearly insane. I stopped just before she threw the TV out of a window.

Eventually someone must have figured it out because they masked the IR receivers of all TVs with electric tape.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wait until anon learns about the flipper zero

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Or even just something simple as a tv-b-gone

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Samsung phones at that time also had IR blasters

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I miss that and the head phone jack. Oh and replaceable batteries! Popping a new battery you have pre charged was so convenient.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Smart TV 'remote' apps are infinitely worse than an IR blaster

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

For everyday use, sure, but for trolling they're just excellent!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

During the 2008 Consumer Electronics Show, an individual associated with Gizmodo brought a TV-B-Gone remote control and shut off many display monitors at booths and during demos affecting several companies. These actions caused the individual to be banned for life from future CES events.

Legendary

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

I always wanted one because I was pretty young when they were putting IR blasters in cell phones and I thought I'd be able to remote control anything like Johnny Five in Short Circuit 2.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

I miss my old HTC thunderbolt. Removable storage, IR blaster, removable battery. Phones while they have gotten faster, and the software /cameras improved, the actual phones design has gotten so much worse over the years.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One of the things I like about my OnePlus 12

Best use is it allows me to control the A/C in my apartment complex's gym :)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ooh, didn't know that newer phones also have IR blasters! That's good to know! Do you know if the custom ROM experience is good?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

it works flawless on my xiaomi with lineageos

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

If i had known about all the bloatware samsung shoves into their phones before i got one, it woulda never left the shelf. There are about 5 junk apps in my play store queue right now and was able to uninstall another 4 so they dont show up in the list, but its massively inconvenient to have to do that to begin with. Would rather be allowed to opt out of the stuff out of the box.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I do this with my OnePlus Open and the TV at work.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

trolling aside, has anybody had any luck with those 3.5mm ir blaster adapters? my phone has a headphone jack but no blaster and i don't have the original remote for my stereo :p

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

They should work, although you might need to use the app that they provide. I wouldn't be surprised if a random TV remote app didn't work with an audio to IR widget

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I had this watched with a calculator and ir blaster. It was great! I still have it actually