this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2024
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Fire Memes for Traitor Haters

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Where we meme (joking in tone and detail, serious in sentiment) about General Sherman, the Civil War, and how the secesh traitors had it coming.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We're here, we're queer...

Oh. Me too.

we're God's chosen people...

Weird way to tell me you're cut, but I'm down

We're rising again.

Again?!? It's like eight in the morning mate. Fine, I bring the lube.

(JK. I like my lovers uncut, anti-fascist, and against genocide.)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Lol, I read cut in the bodybuilding context.

Was wondering if all Israelis were suddenly yoked.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Easy: begin by acknowledging this subject is brainless. After that, the rest is easy to explain.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Sure sure, but my mind is alight with curiosity regardless. Which, if any, of those 3 flags has him most confused? They don't go together in the least. It looks like he got a game of rock paper scissors in his window

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The confederate flag does not have ‘right out the bag’ wrinkles on it. So that’s probably the starting point.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Oh excellent catch! The other 2 were probably only up for as long as it took to take the picture

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, it has them, too. All three flags have creases.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

To be confused by those flags, you need to have a functional brain that allows you to understand the contradictions. If yours is not functional or you don't have one at all, then there are no contradictions to make you confused.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In my experience, smart people are simply more adept at coming up with clever ways to rationalize the contradictions in their beliefs. You don't have to be stupid to be hateful.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

No, you don't have to be stupid to be hateful. But you have to be stupid to join a hate group that hates you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

This goes under the X-axis of the mathematical side on a scale.
There is a hole where a brain mound should be, instead of flatness.
It goes into the realm of negative numbers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Or, you know, satire. It's pretty good joke tbh.

[–] therealjcdenton 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He's leveling up all the factions in one playthrough

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I could've sworn their main quests were mutually exclusive but hey, that's power gaming for you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Damn exploiters!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

I know where to begin. By ironing out the lines on the flags. Disgusting

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

I might not know where to begin, but if he gets his way, I know where it will end.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

He's off his meds and out of his straightjacket.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"we're here, we're Queer"

Me fr :3

"We're gods chosen people"

Not personally religious but yeah.. also Jewish

"We are rising again"

Someone better put them back in the grave like the Confederacy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone better put them back in the grave like the Confederacy

Me, putting the blindfold on them and leaning them up against a sunny wall with a cigarette in their mouth: "I absolutely respect your faith and sexuality, and I want you to know you're a piece of shit for entirely unrelated reasons :)"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

People like him remind me of the Association of German National Jews (pro-Nazi Jewish organization).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

That doesn't even rhyme!