this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

But me took a second look!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I didn't notice the "typos" and thought this was a joke about him already being non-existent (a la, "my crush doesn't even know I exist.")

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

my drunk ass is unable to understand this right now

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago (1 children)

smh the “i” is missing

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wow, you sobered up quick!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Why use lot word, few do trck

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Ths seems lke the average tumblr post

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the hell s that werd symbol that you have put between the h and s

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hmm, you're not very good at ths sort of thng are you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Fuck, am dumb, shall edt my comment.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

did not get the joke before ths comment.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lol, that's a shame. I should've put in more effort. Now it's just a completely wasted minute.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You will never financially recover from this

[–] v4ld1z 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Ths took me too long to understand.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

finally, there will be no I in team

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

KAPWING sitting there in the corner looking all smug

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you asking "where s the pens"?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Dd you want to wrte "Are you askng ...?"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

No! All my for loops!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What am I looking at and why are you calling me Agan?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

He said the word!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Very rarely have found a comc so entertanng and so hlarous as ths one. Have a very werd sense of humor, guess. Or maybe most comcs suck, don't know.

Ether way, good job. Now wsh you ddn't exst. And by you, mean U.

Just notced ths comment s unreadable now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

do not have any problem understandng.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Good for you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

*Georges Perec has entered the chat*

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Another splendd Kapwng cartoon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago