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saw some houses recently with huge banners along these lines and it just reeks of smug white privilege

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Infinite support for genocide?

Obviously!! power-stride

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you don't vote for her it's a vote for double genocide

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh well I'm voting for PSL so that's a vote for neither Trump or Harris which means I'm voting for both of them so actually I'm voting for TRIPLE GENOCIDE. That's just how evil I am

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I see no flaws in this logic

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kamala's birthday is October 20th, we even have time for her to have a "Happy birthday to this future president" moment

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Comraaaaadeeeee

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago

Sign may as well add this smuglord

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Burn it and the entire property to cinders

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Madam And Tim President

Well shit I'm voting for Ms And Tim now

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

HARRIS
WALZ

THERE IS NO VIABLE ALTERNATIVE. YOU MUST SUBMIT.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holocaust Harris
Wehrmacht Walz
ObviouSSly

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Kdolf Hitler

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

IF 👏 YOU 👏 VOTE 👏 FOR 👏 HER 👏 SHE’LL 👏 WIN

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

IT'S 👏 HER 👏 TURN

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

You forgot that the election really only maters in 3 states anyway sooooo

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Libs not be complete smuglord challenge

Difficulty Level: Obviously

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What explain or defend her positions? You just don't get it. It is so obvious I shouldn't have to explain it. It is obvious to even the most casual observer upon initial inspection, that I shouldn't have to defend the campaign or justify it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Ummm sweaty it's not my job to educate you 💅

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Oh screw it let's stop pretending, Future President Hillary Clinton"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm conflicted. If she wins it'll piss off Hilary because someone else will be the first woman president, but if she loses and gop ends up with congress who knows what will happen.

Is there a way both Hilary and Trump will lose, and genocide ends?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Literally the best thing about her winning is that Hillary might be faced with the fact that she didn't win because everybody fucking hates her.

Running out of excuses about how she couldn't win because everybody's a bigot when she famously lost to a black guy who's middle name was Hussein and multiracial women from California.

Nope turns put you really are just that uniquely shitty.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wow they're going to lose again and learn nothing again.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't wait for Russiagate2 electric boogaloo

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They’re already blaming China, Russia, Iran, and fucking Cuba lmao

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm glad Cuba is getting the recognition they deserve for their contribution towards destroying the US empire.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Next slogan:

"Vote dem you guys 🙄"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

The arrogance of these genocidal turds

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Know what always gets the votes? Smug condescention!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I saw TWO artsy looking ones in the wild the other day and wanted to crash my car

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Is it too much to ask for liberals to at least win before they get arrogant, or are they not used to winning? cap-think

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What do yall mfs think about THIS

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I will shove a pipe bomb up my ass and end both the creator of this drivel and myself.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

i keep seeing "Build Roads, Feed Kids, Be Good Neighbors" which is at least sorta? domestic policy but pretty sure they aren't proposing free meals or massive infrastructure investment or vague fuzzy liberal socialism just wars and genocide

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The 5 stars on this flag represent the 5 states she'll actually win if she keeps up this awful campaign.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always wonder if the people making these shitty slogans, merch, or the campaign as a whole actually think they're savvy and brilliant like an epic Sorkin character, or if it's just cynical punching the clock "let's do 2016 again so we don't have to govern" stuff. It probably just depends on the person I guess.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Like any job, it's probably a mix of the two. You've got the True Believers who think they're the marketing geniuses of the century, then you've got the people who recognise that they can just submit their first draft and clock out at noon.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago