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Police seize bag with "Definitely not full of drugs" printed on it... (www.oregonlive.com)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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...and it contained a meth/fent dealer starter kit; cash, gun, drugs and scales.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago

Buying that bag and putting drugs in it is a definite power move

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Was it only partially full so it would still be technically correct?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks pretty full to me!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Perhaps, but not exclusively of drugs.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

It’s the modern day equivalent of a swag bag!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Illuminatus Trilogy is not a documentary y'all.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Oh shit! I just got this, heard great things.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Great starter set 10/10 would buy again

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

https://archive.md/LPZOc

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Was it the smarter cop that thought the inscription was a lie? Or was it the dumber cop that just couldn't read?

On a note I've had a scale similar to the small one for like twenty years, mine still have the lid and all. Batteries last forever. 10/10 would recommend.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Works in reader mode if it screams because of the adblocker.