ACAB : memes

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm a school bus driver and I regularly get infuriated by people who drive past me when I have my red flashers on and stop sign out, wishing there was a cop around. Only once so far have I gotten my wish ... and unfortunately it was the cop driving past me at 40 mph just as some of my kids were about to cross the road. I looked down and saw him with his phone in his right hand and his left hand on the wheel, not paying the slightest attention to what was in front of him.

I'm lucky he didn't run over any kids, because I probably would have gotten shot.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

One of my favorite justiceporn vids was a woman that habitually drove around a stopped schoolbus (on the freaking sidewalk) on her commute. Cop was waiting for her one day and she got roflstomped by the judge on those charges.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I've absolutely driven past a cop who was playing WoW on his laptop while sitting in traffic.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

They've got SCMODS.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Needs a new cigarette lighter.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Shit

What?

Rollers

No

Yep

Shit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Are you the police?

No ma'am. We’re musicians.

[+] [email protected] -51 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I don't want to be the guy defending cops, but there is usually more than one officer in a squad car. There is no rule against a passenger being distracted.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Where I live it's strictly one cop per car unless they're training. That's why they pull people over in packs.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That's something I never got about cops in the US. Everywhere in Europe, there are always two cops per car, at least in the places I have been.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's to create the illusion that there's more cops than there really are. Same reason behind take home cars.

My city of about 300k people has about 30 cops patrolling at any given time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

San Jose, California has some wild numbers perhaps like that.

Would you take more if you could? Assuming no reform, just more of the same.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I think higher numbers would lead to reform on its own. When you're scraping by at the bare minimum, a lot of stuff gets overlooked just to maintain numbers.

More cops would make it a lot easier to have better standards, and raise the average competency level.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Easier to terrorize minorities if you spread out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fewer witnesses.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In Europe, it's exactly because they want witnesses, cops' words don't carry more weight than yours by default, so if they ticket you, they want at least two testimonies on their side.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay, but in the US they don't want to risk two cops messing up their witness testimony. Better to just have one, because a cop's word is law anyway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That sounds like even their leaders assume they're horribly stupid...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I haven't seen that before. I guess they really are just using a laptop and driving at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Or they sit at green lights because they are too into their laptop to notice the light change

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

In my area it's always one cop, and they are driving and using their laptop that sits on the passenger side

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't want to be the guy defending cops, but

Has never been the start of a good and relevant point.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't want to be the guy defending Hitler or Jeffery Dahmer, but

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, but at least it's an ethos

-Walther Sobchek

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're thinking of cop shows from the '70s and '80s, not reality.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No, I am thinking of what I have seen in real life. In my area there is almost always 2 cops per vehicle. I was unaware this was not standard.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is your area? I've lived in about 20 US states, in cities and rural areas, and it's always been 1 cop per vehicle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I did more research and I found out it actually isn't standard where I live now, I am misremembering probably because I haven't had many interactions with police here. This is a somewhat standard practice in major cities though which would explain why I was familiar with it. I will admit copaganda probably reinforced that though, most media I've seen does depict 2 officers. But whatever, I'm always happy to learn a new reason to hate cops.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I have never seen this.

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