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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just two men, celebrating each other's strength.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not gay when you're underway!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Its not gay when you beat up nazis!

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Me: I'm quite secure in my sexuality.

Also me, after 11 vodkas:

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (3 children)

11 vodkas is... a lot of vodkas.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If we are talking shots (and I am), then that's 45*11 about 500ml of vodka. Back in my drinking days (I've been sober for almost 2 years) that was "A solid start." And if I got that deep, I was sure to finish the rest of the 750 ml bottle just for the fuck of it, and probably have some sambuca or jungle juice, to finish up, and I probably would have started with at least two pints of beer. By then it would be kebab-o'clock.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Good to hear those days are over.
It's hard enough for me to beat my "3 beers after work" addiction.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like "almost a whole fifth" lot of vodka.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well if 11 vodkas is almost 1/5 of vodka, then 12 vodkas must be 1/5 of vodka, so I can only assume that 60 vodkas is 1 vodka

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

So one vodka is actually a gallon of vodka, that dude would be dead is he drank 11 vodkas /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It’s fine, it’s less in metric

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

I love being reminded that even things we don't think of as cultural practices, like kissing or holding hands, are still culturally mediated.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

That is so clever and witty! Thanks for cracking me up during my insomnia hours.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I snort-laughed.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When the Soviets and the Americans reached each other, that meant that there were no more Nazis left in between and if I were in that situation I think I would be kissing anyone and everyone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Except for Nazis, of course.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, yes, totally. Only unknowing common people where left, that may or may not wondered why it was raining ashes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They wouldn't be shooting at you, which is a big deal.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

...Enjoy a tasty Berliner

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Support our troops indeed.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago
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