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[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not for your post, but if I saw someone posting this seriously somewhere, I'd use this.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Beautiful graphic!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Thanks. I can't take credit for it. Not sure the creator.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't worry, some boomer who can't detect irony will be posting this to their facebook page soon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Exactly why I wanted people to see it and hopefully use it in those situations.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

All the treats I have are non binary. You know, because its food.

Don't be gross. What do you think this is, France?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Obviously you don’t have any of those sexy m&ms!

/Fox News talking point

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like my Halloween candy like I like my coffee: without a penis.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I've had a few of those little gimmick penis candies and they are terrible. I mean, it's just some trash molded into a penis to be funny. Where are the gourmet candy penises?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Great, now I want to dye some Rice Krispie treats the NB colors.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

waow (based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based )

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Bisexual Biden"

The fuck is this, a Ben Garrison comic

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

If it was, there'd be obvious labels on all the characters.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

anecdotally antifa people do make good gluten free caramel

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Isn't caramel pure sugar and maybe milk? Where would the gluten come from?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The melted bread

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

perhaps a wafer component in a packaged caramel candy but yeah

there are a bunch of ways to make caramel out of commonly salvageable ingredients

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Please stop. This will either kill someone from anger or from laughter!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The only candies that have sex identities at all are Mounds and Almond Joy.

Because one has nuts and the other doesn't.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

babe Ruth?

jk that shouldn't be considered food

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Is this a spoopy Facebook meme

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The Woke agenda won't let me put razor blades in candy apples anymore! THEY'RE DESTROYING OUR CULTURE!!!

#MAGA #WWG1WGA

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Can I have some antifa gf candy too pl0xxx