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[–] [email protected] 120 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

“Reload” is what makes it real.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago (3 children)

But is there an American police issue weapon with 8 shots 🤔

[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Many police can and do carry their own firearms. I could see a rural or just general chud cop carrying a 1911, which is 7+1.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Good knowledge. Real it is

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Makes it a bit easier to gauge if you're feeling lucky, punk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1911_pistol#Users

Wikipedia lists some use by SWAT and such but it doesn't mention any normal police use in the US.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

It wasn't his first romantic encounter of the day.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Aren't most handguns equipped with 13-18 rounds?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (4 children)

You aren't required to fire until empty.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No, but do the cops have the necessary restraint to not pull the trigger until it clicks?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago

I guess it does remove the requirement of being able to count

[–] tigeruppercut 7 points 5 days ago

SOP upon hearing an acorn

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

...but, but, they were scared! They were forced, no, coerced into firing until empty, because of the cruel crime of the missing license...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

True, but I don't know why you'd reload after 8 if that were the case.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Backup ammo in case you need to tactical reload before shooting the concerned bystanders.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Re- Lol 💀 D e d

[–] [email protected] 61 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

He has his robe and wizard hat

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

I love that I knew exactly what classic it would be just from the bash.org archive link

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Bash.org died? So we now need an archive of an archive?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

backup-2-final

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 days ago

Took me a while to realise that it was talking about the non-police role-playing as police.

Not police role-playing sexual scenarios, like it’s some regular daily part of their job.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Before realizing it said reload, I thought those were classic truncheon impacts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Must be nice to live in some kind of heaven where cops don't mag dump in the presence of a loud noise

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I don't, but my onomatopoeia for gunfire isn't pow. That's for bludgeons or fists. Batman-style.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Significantly better as just the screenshot, but POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I want to know what came next

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

💥POW💥POW💥POW💥POW💥POW💥POW💥POW💥POW💥 "Shots fired requesting backup"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

"oh shit i forgot to turn off my bodycam"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

just while chatting about police brutally

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

This is funny but I doubt that comes up in casual conversation, ever.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

if you don't comment on how cute they are then no

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

It's not even that funny tbh