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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

The cause of the blaze has yet to be ascertained but initial reports suggested a battery charger may have overheated.

Friendly reminder that this can happen to anyone.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is there a word for multiple levels of irony?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

In German we call that a "Schildbürgerstreich". Yeah, no kidding, we have a word especially for things like that.

It refers to a foolish or absurd act, often involving a misunderstanding or misapplication of logic, typically in a humorous context - especially around buildings. The term comes from the "Schildbürger" tales, which depict the antics of the supposedly foolish citizens of the fictional town of Schildburg.

Edit: the fictional town was called Schila - thanks to diplomjodler3 for pointing it out!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago

At least our language was prepared for that fire, when the fire department wasn't.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The town was called Schilda. Legend has it that the citizens of this town were very wise and sought after as advisors everywhere in the country. Then one day they were fed up with that and decided to be total fools from then there out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

You are right! Brain fart on my side with Schildburg... Schilda is correct!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

@[email protected]

WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOO???

Edit: Does that tag him? I thought it would be clickable...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

It seems to work with Voyager

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"That's not how fires are supposed to work!"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

"I'll just put this fire over here with the other fire"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Stuff like this tends to be an "everyone assumed someone else was on it".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream - and I hope you don't find this too crazy - is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, "Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!" That would be bad.

C.D. Bales, Roxanne

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Where's that sour note playing Riker when you need him?