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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I wish the things that this idiot said mattered... at least to the rubes who are determined to vote for him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 39 minutes ago

If it makes you feel better, it matters to the undetermined.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The fact that it doesn't make his base shy away is really special to me. It's a lot of fun.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago

I don't find it surprising. His base spends a huge amount of time talking about other people's genitalia; especially school children's genitalia when they're trying to use the bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Half iced tea, half lemonade

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 hours ago

sounds non-binary

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 hours ago

All I know is, for the longest time it was tea, and then all the sudden it was lemonade.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 hours ago

Not weird at all.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

“They give you a little extra security nowadays, you notice?”

Who mother fucker, who gave your more security?? It was all deep state pizza Biden conspiracy b.s when you weren't happy about it, now it's magic? Of course he'll never admit he isn't being treated unfairly, he's always the victim. Strong man baby.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Despair! Great Golden Bear golden hair down there! Under where? Vote for me!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Why is Jack Nicholas catching strays?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

According to Trump, He deserves it for what he did to Batman back in '89!

[–] TranquilTurbulence 1 points 3 hours ago

Yay! Is the news season of the Shit Show. The previous season finale was absolutely breathtaking, so I have high hopes for the coming episodes. 🍿