I wish the things that this idiot said mattered... at least to the rubes who are determined to vote for him.
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If it makes you feel better, it matters to the undetermined.
Who is undetermined in 2024?
Someone come get grandpa
The fact that it doesn't make his base shy away is really special to me. It's a lot of fun.
I don't find it surprising. His base spends a huge amount of time talking about other people's genitalia; especially school children's genitalia when they're trying to use the bathroom.
Half iced tea, half lemonade
sounds non-binary
All I know is, for the longest time it was tea, and then all the sudden it was lemonade.
Not weird at all.
“They give you a little extra security nowadays, you notice?”
Who mother fucker, who gave your more security?? It was all deep state pizza Biden conspiracy b.s when you weren't happy about it, now it's magic? Of course he'll never admit he isn't being treated unfairly, he's always the victim. Strong man baby.
Despair! Great Golden Bear golden hair down there! Under where? Vote for me!
Why is Jack Nicholas catching strays?
According to Trump, He deserves it for what he did to Batman back in '89!
Yay! Is the news season of the Shit Show. The previous season finale was absolutely breathtaking, so I have high hopes for the coming episodes. 🍿