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[–] sp3tr4l 87 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I recently got an email reminder to pay for a toll via an e sticker thingamabob on my car.

Problem: My car got stolen over a year ago.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The good news is that the thief has been taking good care of your car.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why do they only have one working car port anyway?

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Most cars, especially older ones, only have one cigarette lighter. How many cigarettes could you possibly need to light?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The cigarette lighter port is not a great connector because of how big it is, and it's pretty inconsistent when it turns off between cars (never does in 2007 Škoda Fabia). I replaced the dashcam adapter's contacts with wires and installed it in the fusebox (accessible when driver door is open), branching off the headlight adjustment servo fuse. No loose cables anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And the port switch off when contact is off, plugged in the fuse box you can have it on while parked and some dashcam has parked mode which consume less energy and record some frames

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

As I wrote, the lighter socket in my car stays on forever so it's not ideal for me (it's primarily an action cam with no accelerometer, GPS or motion detect so it can't tell it's parked and would run the battery flat and put wear on the SD). You can choose various circuits in the fuse box to tap into.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Both of my dash cams came with a dual port adapter

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

The better question is why were they using the car port? Most dashcams come with power adapters to plug into a standard fuse box and can be very easily routed through interior panels with basically no tools, no permanent modifications, and absolutely no expertise required.

Absolute worst case, a local garage will almost definitely do a fitting for less that £50 and it's worth it to avoid this exact thing happening.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

"lots of wattage" is debatable

[–] [email protected] 61 points 4 weeks ago

Probably for the best - since the accident was probably little bro's fault.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well if they're lucky then their idiot brother won't be making that mistake again.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Yeah, what idiot blocks the charging port (cigarette lighter) and doesn't give an alternative? That's expected behavior if you think about it at all.

Literally the first accessory I got with my dashcam was a lighter plug with 2 ports so both can be running at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Narrator: They weren't lucky.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

As bad as this is, just be glad that the last word of the greentext isn’t “vape”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

Should have given him a phone charger

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

Anons brother was at fault in the accident n deleted the footage so he wouldn't get in trouble... Assuming this isn't fake, and / or...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

This is why you hardwire the dashcam.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Yep. My fam does the same thing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anything expensive, a kid should earn. No way to appreciate value otherwise. First car? Kid has to earn it. Doesn't matter if it's a sweetheart 0% interest loan - they need to make payments.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is why I give my children a bill for the past year on each birthday, starting from their first. Those deadbeat ingrates still owe me hundreds of thousands.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I have a friend who eventually had to go no contact with his parents because of his abusing mom. She then started trying to harass him with what looked like lawsuits to make him pay back all the money they’d spent on him over the years. Still had receipts from the Chick-fil-A they bought him for lunch when they moved him into college a decade earlier, things like that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is your brain on Chick-Fil-A.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

What I never got about that chain is why a Christian fundamentalist fast food chain has a name that is essentially a sexual innuendo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Is it, though?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

........ok, I'm the most giggly at even the most obscure sexual references. You can't even talk about putting things in a box without me mentally giggling.

That being said....what's the innuendo?

Ha ha! In you end-o! It's buttsex!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

That's mental mental chicken oriental

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago

That's what they get for hiring the first parents who ask for the job.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Who else had a older sibling buy a car for them (You) ?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

My parents bought mine, which I inherited from my older siblings (we shared the third car). It was a pile of crap and was older than all of us kids. In fact, after the first and second ones died (never drove the first, only drove the second for a few months), the third (the one I used the most) cost $150...

My siblings helped me with them though, so I think it counts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago