I wanna be a treat bard
- loudly sing the praises of my favorite treat, even if it's something popular
- get people excited to share the love of my treat
- pretends my treat is more intellectual/refined/tasteful than it actually is
- annoying/useless
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Those are known already as "influencers," especially when peddling RAID Shadow Legends.
that's lawful evil treat bards I wanna be chaotic neutral
If you're sincerely whimsical about really liking a treat, that might be a good time.
Treat Druid:
- Can explain in detail the mechanisms of capitalism that make their favorite treat a crime against humanity
- Smokes too much weed to forget about it all
- Clinically depressed
- Only really gets serotonin from the natural world and Cuban progressivism
- Spends too much time watching the treat warlock explain things
Treat Orc:
- Is happy eating slop
- Doesn't care about anything or anyone's treat so long as I have my own
- Will fight you if you try to talk trash about my slop
- Expensive treats are gross to me, can't understand them
Treat Monk:
- Only consumes obscure and esoteric media.
- Sounds cool in principle, but ends up with utterly insufferable takes on just about everything.
- Brings up completely random comparisons which almost work, but not quite.
- Never wins an argument. Just keeps going until everyone else gets bored and leaves.
ok i changed my mind this one is me fr
Oh man I just remembered that white buddhist Monk guy that joined the chapo discord and got totally shit on for being a weird chauvinist who moved to Myanmar and didn't even bother to learn the language.
:cringe:
i wonder where they are now after the military takeover :thonk:
Treat Blood Mage:
- can articulate what treats and behaviors are associated with characteristics (BP) and bloodwork results (triglycerides, cortisol)
- affects all party members with Doom status
- after heavy intake of sodium, has precognitive and remote viewing clairvoyance during Salt Dreams
- encyclopedic knowledge of action/adventure movies from 1980-1999
Treat Thief, I exclusively consume pirated media.
Reminder (if you're in a hellhole where a VPN is needed for torrenting) to bind your network adapter in qbittorrent to your VPN so that in the event your VPN drops it doesn't automatically fail over into the host ("real") network interface and expose your ip for copyright claims.
This is found under settings -> advanced -> network Interface.
Also reminder that any game that you definitely legally own that only uses steamdrm can be played offline by using the Goldberg Steam emulator. Check the readme on that project page for more information/instructions.