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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 hours ago

I’d be shit at romance too if this is how people acted towards me all the time

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

if you also miss 100% of the shots you do take, maybe this isn't your game.

also what bozo makes being a quantitative trader into a username?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Financebros deserve to be lonely.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

have you met many quants? a large number of them are like that, in much the same way that crypto currency people are (in fact, i think the crypto people are like that because they are poorly copying the quants).

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

you guys aren't gonna believe me but she actually slid into his DMs after he replied to her tweet. she said he was irresistible to her because no other guy has ever replied to one of her "i'm so bad at boys, come watch my twitch stream" self promotion tweets in an over-complimentary and self-deprecating way. once she found out he's a viewer of her stream and spends the majority of his paycheck sending her twitch donations, the deal was completely sealed.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago

In a world where the good guy always finishes last it’s nice to see a change once in a while. Good for them, good for them

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Tag yourself

No, I absolutely will not.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago

The word Riot is right there. This thread isn't beating the 'everybody is a lib except for me' allegations.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Does that cap transform into a fedora when he needs to tip it?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

hey how did you take a video of me?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I hope I have your permission, cool cat, because I have one more of you then.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

yea, that's chill with me

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago

I am legion :guy-fawkes:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago

why is this silly man trying to initiate mating with a large ungulate

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

It’s always kind of iffy looking at the profiles of people who comment on female twitch streamers social media. A lot of them look like middle-aged to older men saying things like this.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 hours ago

I don't know who these people are but I agree with her, I also wish I was better at that game kitty-birthday-sad

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Okay everybody, who was/is your main in league?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 47 minutes ago (1 children)

Singed and nothing else. When you play Singed you don't play League, you just play Singed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 42 minutes ago

wojak-nooo

You can't just kill my creeps before they get to lane!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Chogo for a long time, then just gave in to the spin-to-win and went Darius. Also got pretty good with Rammus, just rollin around.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

2 mil garen here so I don’t think we can be friends

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Amumu and Janna, depending on which role needs to be filled .

[–] [email protected] 1 points 46 minutes ago* (last edited 46 minutes ago)

Amumu ganks are great if you can land the Q

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Looking for someone to boost me in romantic relationships

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I was going to make a joke about smurfing, but then thinking about what that actually implied made me reconsider.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 hours ago

"I am flabbergasted" how any man can project so much.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 hours ago

I am "Cat lady? Check."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 hours ago

What is this

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 hours ago

flabbergasted

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 hours ago

I am 'Gorgeous as hell? Check.'

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

When did melon-musk add downvoots? Lmao what a shit site.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

I'm the little down arrow at the bottom of the crop