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This is similar to, but distinct from, the more widely known “DontDeadOpenInside” format. In that case, the text reads correctly top to bottom, but visual cues (like colouration, horizontal proximity, or vertical separation) lead you to try to read it left to right.

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cross-posted from: https://sopuli.xyz/post/18530857

Y=-x²

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Did I have a fucking stroke?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

Clockwise from bottom left. Still asinine.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Aneurysmposting

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'm at a total loss as to what is the correct way to read it

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The title of the crosspost (and mentioned in the description here) is the equation y=-x² which has a graph that starts at lower left, goes up to 0, then down to lower right.

This gives the intended reading order.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I was wondering what that was supposed to mean. It's ages ago since I dealt with math graphs

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Start from bottom left and go clockwise

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My guess is it starts on top left, then moves right, then goes down all the way to bottom right, and comes full circle to the left and back up.

So "doesn't make you look any better making me look bad".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"making me look bad doesn't make you look any better"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

oh my it makes even less sense than I figured

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

God this was terrible. In case you are still racking your brain here is my easy way to see this stupidity. Image they wanted to lay all the text on the bottom of the image and decided to instead wrap the text around the soccer player. Start at the bottom left. Like a word salad roller coaster.

Or you can re-learn how to use a graphing calculator and use the formula provided.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Thanks for this. I was genuinely trying to work out whatever the fuck this was supposed to say for longer than I care to admit.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Rarely do I see something that makes no sense in ANY direction.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (4 children)

It's a clock that starts at 7.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Oh thank God. Now it makes sense. I should have known. All my clocks start at 7.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Wow, that works!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

And here I thought I figured it out going clockwise from the ponytail. lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

holy shit - thank you!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

The key to a good graphic is adding alternating colors that have nothing to do with the reading order