If you distribute Linux crackers then you need to provide not just the list of ingredients but also the recipe used to make them.
this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2024
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Can I use the Linux cracker to remove my Activate Ubuntu watermark?
Yes, but you need to accept all cookies when prompted
Guess I'll stay on a diet after this
fucking ubuntu has "activate" watermark? what a joke
Noo it was a joke XD
..but you can install it https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux
(though I believe they have an Ubuntu premium motd or something like that)
make crackers
Fatal Error: Flour.h not found
sudo apt install libflour
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
The following packages have unmet dependencies:
libflour-3.2.3-23 : Depends: crackers-2.52-29 but it is not going to be installed
E: Unmet dependencies. Try 'apt --fix-broken install' with no packages (or specify a solution).
Uh, ACKUALLY, these should be called GNU/Linux because without the Global Nutrition United's packaging, these cookies would impossible to ship on there own
i'm on a diet, i'll just take the crackers
sudo eat | grep -v "Chocolate Cream"
I decompiled the kernel
Sandwich Calcium Cracker
bone~~hurtingjuice~~healingcrackers?
Is there a picture of the package on the package? It’s virtualized.
That's a little package sitting on top of a big package. It's the slim model.
For thin clients?
German laundry detergent
#!/bin/bash
if [[ $EUID -ne 0 ]]; then
sudo "$0" "$@"
exit $?
fi
for i in {1..10}; do
echo "Eating ... $i"
eat
done
Perfect to go with GNU
Hecking naraya. I didn't know they were making other products. The Naraya Soya drink advertised to be free/gratis in that top-left tastes terrible though 🤣 it tastes mostly water 😭
Comic Sans, not FOSS, call Richard Stallman
A highbrow snack, requiring additional privileges to eat
sudo make-me-a-sandwich-cookie
Free = libre, not gratis
I eat Arch btw.
Also what kind of distro is "chocolate cream"?
I'm doas team and now I feel hungry
thai one on