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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Since I need to know...

Do Orcas eat Moose?

Spoiler answerBasically yes. The article source is able to confirm attacks by Orcas on moose have happened.

The only "maybe" part is whether any moose has been fully eaten by any Orca. Occam's razor says yes, but the whole encounter is a rare enough (or just rarely documented!) occurrence not to be widely documented yet.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

They eat much smaller animals in "small" bites. I'd expect they bite all the parts of the moose they like and leave whatever else there.

[–] Cethin 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't know if it's rare or incredibly hard to document. How do you attempt to track that? You'd need cameras in the water all over the place, all with an internet connection, and the water would have to be clear enough to see through, and the attack would have to happen right next to the camera, and someone would have to notice it.

I guess the alternative is we put a tracker in a bunch of moose and then dissect a lot of orcas and try to find the trackers.

It just seems like something we're unlikely to know how common it is for a very long time, if ever.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I thought there was an annual migratory path where moose crossed the frozen areas from Alaska to Russia, and as the warming has occured they have to cross more water now, becoming more prone for longer to orcas. Could be wrong, but I seem to remember that from some where

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Good point.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Can confirm. Divers freak out, though I don't understand why.

But the orca is fake. 100% never been eaten by one.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Orcas will also jump on the beach to catch a moose and then squirm back into the water

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah, being on the beach doesn't automatically make you safe from orcas. I'm personally very grateful that we apparently aren't as delicious as moose.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

And they love shark liver. It's a really good thing we don't taste like shark liver.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dolphins are known to be assholes, and Orcas are really big dolphins. That beach dive move is like swerving to hit an animal in the grass/sidewalk on the side of the road.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I think the swerve maneuver is a little better when you plan to eat the roadkill and are an obligate carnivore.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Some populations of orcas know how to hunt in land. Yep. That exactly.

It's something they learn and teach each other.

The most famous of those groups lives far away from any moose. But I don't know if there's any small group near them.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

"Orca whale" is a misnomer. Same with Killer whale. They are not whales. The nickname is a mistranslation of whale killer because Orcas kill whales.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

Orcas are in the dolphin family which is a branch of the whale family, specifically those with teeth rather than baleen. Compare how humans are in the ape family which is a branch of the primate family, specifically those that are less arboreal and lack tails. If we can say humans are primates, we can definitely say that orcas are whales.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Aren't they porpoises? I mean, I think they're related to dolphins.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Google says they're neither, so I've edited the above fyi. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Orcas are actually moose. You see there are 2 sexes in the Meese family. The Male have legs and horns and truck around on land, the Women have flippers and swim around the ocean. Moose all have 1 thing in common, it's a fetish for being eaten. The Orcas eat the Moose, consuming their sperm and it gets pushed out towards the egg prior to working it's way out of the esophagus into to the stomach.

/The f did I just write

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm yet to see a convincing, authoritative historical source on the "whale killer" factoid. Follow the trail on asesina-ballenas and Basque fishermen and you get nowhere.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah, I would probably piss my wetsuit lol

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

That’s ok, everyone else does that anyway :)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Keeps the sharks away. Not sure about the moose, though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, really? I'd never heard that one before.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It was a myth growing up. Blood attracts sharks, but piss will keep them away.

So don’t try this at home… primarily because you probably don’t have shark at home.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I watched Crocodile Dundee growing up so I keep sharks away with dynamite

The only surfing I do is on concrete though, so that really makes the whole affair hard to understand for local authorities.

Now though, they're just like, "Oh yeah, dynamite guy. Yeah, don't worry about it, it's just for sharks, You're fine.."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I don’t know why anyone would dive where Orca swim. Not because of the Orcas, but because the water is cold and the only thing to see is sea weed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I can't believe they've added a third giant moose boss in Elden Ring, and this time he's underwater

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I've seen moose and bears crossing ocean channels. Both are adept swimmers. Wouldn't be surprised by the orcas eating them part.

Now moose diving? That's new to me... 😳