this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Soo, like… 20 more minutes or what? Do I get a partial refund then?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No, not at all. Typically they're built so the front falls off.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well, this one was obviously built backwards.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It might also be outside the environment.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Rigorous maritime requirements one might say

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Tape doesn’t come out unless someone died, homie lyin; if that shit happened he’s either be in a body bag or custody

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 days ago

It might not be their own crash. Just a crash that snarled up traffic to drive around.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Tendies are unrecoverable

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Unless he had a side side gig delivering crime scene tape.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

it's wild how much you can fuck up a car with just a lasso

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

If you're Wonder Woman maybe..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Come on now. That's no excuse. I still see wheels and a seat.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ok but my pizza is getting cold

[–] balderdash9 6 points 5 days ago

Where's my diet Dr. Kelp??

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

No refund 😢

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

No excuses, 1 star.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago