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[–] [email protected] 60 points 6 days ago

While a tool that extends your reach is useful, when dealing with a difficult to reach spider, your best asset is the element of surprise!

[–] [email protected] 57 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Other entrances to Narnia are available.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

One way only tho

[–] Satellaview 42 points 6 days ago

Wii Fit Trainer’s dash attack.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago

For patients that are feeling up to it, a better score will be assigned to your medical history if you do a sick flip while entering the MRI.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Is very danger!

Too strong magnet will pull away!

Keeping far the electron and metal toys!

危险

设备运行时存在强磁场

操作时请远离铁磁性金属和电子设备

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago

One of the many reasons you should not weld a fire extinguisher to your hand

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Shown here: four workers coming to put out the fire in the MRI room, showing their sick moves.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Number 3 won the gold star for the day

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

Level 10+ firefighter moves illustrated edition

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

me when i see ur mum.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

BAAH. BA Ba ba BAH!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Pause take a breath and go for yours

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This reminds me of the time that a cop had their gun sucked into an mri

https://www.newsweek.com/los-angeles-police-department-lapd-health-clinic-raid-noho-california-1960424

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Me showing up to the next protest with a big-ass magnet:

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago

That's the kind of right hand grip that requires years of training.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

Surprise MRI

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

LAPD raids an "illegal grow-op."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

YOUNG DANNY FENTON HE WAS JUST 14 WHEN HIS PARENTS BUILT A VERY STRANGE MACHINE IT WAS DESIGNED TO VIEW A WORLD UNSEEN

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

DANNE FENTON HAN VAR FJORTON ÅR, NÄR HANS MORSA OCH FARSA DOM HITTADE PÅ, EN MASKIN SOM SER DIT INTE ÖGAT NÅR

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Jesus fuck, just let go!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Homer, are you still holding the can?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

Tony Hawk's
Pro-Magnet

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Sometimes it's ok to skip hand day

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

It is recommended to exercise on the way to the MRI. Once inside you will be required to remain still for some time.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Metal for the metal god.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Yeah bitch! Magnets!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is why you never put your hand through the wrist strap of a fire extinguisher. They are non-existent for a reason!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I was going to say, I believe this would just yank the thing out of your hand. Few people I know have a 100 kg grip force.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

If the MRI is on fire, LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BURN!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Just let go

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

... And here's Bob, practicing for the new X-Games sport, Extreme MRI Freestyle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Like, just let go!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Aim for center of Portal

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Spaghettification

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Showing off your badass karate moves in the MRI room is strictly forbidden.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

For some it's an accident, inspiration for others: the unexpected origin of Raygun.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Sshhhiiii...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Beware temporal distortion field!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

DON'T

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

"DO i'T"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Scotty, beam me and my red water bottle up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n-5F_7DwPpo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

The plot of Gravity

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Welcome to the Columbo dimension.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

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