Ok, ok. Try this one, smarty
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It's a common side effect of having a good sense of rhythm
While a tool that extends your reach is useful, when dealing with a difficult to reach spider, your best asset is the element of surprise!
Woman used as an adjective like this sounds so wrong to me (probably because it isn't an adjective). If you wouldn't say man voter, man driver, men reporters, etc., then why would you say woman voter, women drivers, woman reporter? Just because some people use 'female' in a way that you object to shouldn't make all uses of it objectionable. Do you want a world in which we can say 'male patients', but have to say 'woman and girl patients' instead of female patients? Why??
After viewing this, several of the often proposed solutions to the Fermi paradox no longer trouble me
Is...is that Peter Lorre?
We had the Sears version. Just not as cool
Well, yeah. There's only one name on the list of people Trump is working for.
Your argument sounds convincing, but given an infinite number of monkeys I could refute it
Where's my Abe Vigoda stamp?