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[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Pegging isn't a replacement for a prostate exam any more than getting punched in the tit is a mammogram, despite the similar sensation. Get your butt (and your boobs) checked.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago

Prostate exams actually aren't recommended for most people anymore. It turns out they weren't great at catching prostate cancer anyways. Now they only recomend them if you actually have a family history of prostate cancer or other risk factors.

But also I don't think this is refering to pegging being a prostate exam. I'm fairly certain it's refering to the fact that some studies have shown that regular prostate stimulation slightly reduces the risk of prostate cancer.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Skip the preamble and lead with the last line, you've already won me over.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

A simple " wanna get pegged" would suffice.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago

Who else read the whole thing? 🤡

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Was Zappa against pegging? it's definitely in a number of his lyrics

"I can take about an hour
on the tower of power
as long as I gets
a little golden shower"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

If you're a dude and you've never tried a prostate massage, you don't know what you're missing. Feels a little weird at first but then it feels really good.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

Well, let's go save democracy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Even a glance at US history would show you that 3rd parties do not exist because when they do, one party collapses into a new 2 party system. Whigs, federalists, antifederalists are all parties that no longer exist. We had a 3 party system multiple times, but the issue is inherently that the system encourages 2 parties and no more.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Put a ring on it immediately.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I'm doing my part 🫡

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

As a non-native english speaker, I don't know what "pegging" means and now I'm too afraid to look it up.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's a woman fucking a man in the ass with a strapon.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Thank you kind stranger

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

bum secks using a strap on

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I do indeed insist that we don't filter our speech through weird robot platforms

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

This implies that the Democrats would save America and that America (the state not the workers) both needs and deserves saving

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Step by step. I'd rather push left from the Democrats' status quo than the Republicans'.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Agreed.

But also, ive been noticing that that isn't going so great lately.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The far right has gotten their act together, productivity-wise. They're out there publishing a literal handbook, and they step in line to implement it.

Where's the left's Project 2025? Blue-no-matter-who has always been a time-buying strategy. But if you want things to go great, we have to do something with the time we buy.

The core of that something is organization. Not just locally (though yes, locally), confederate with other groups. Until we have a MAGA level movement with MAGA level engagement and MAGA level narratives, the left will remain a fractured archipelago.

That means getting along with all the thousands of "wrong" leftists long enough to build common ground. That means a dead-simple, unified narrative. That means recognizing poisoned vocabulary and framing policy in more 'murican terms.

Just in general, swallowing our pride to focus more on getting results than being right.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

swallowing our pride to focus more on getting results than being right

So in other words it's not going to happen.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Who knows, maybe the accelerationists are right and this term will be so bad leftists will actually unify and start acting strategically.

Probably not, but maybe.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago

Oh fuck this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Zappa was still alive for the 1992 election with Perot...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yes, but he was diagnosed with terminal cancer in 1990. People generally wouldn’t pursue the office if they knew they would die in only a couple of years.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Anal sex helps prevent prostate cancer since when

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I'm not about to find them but there were a couple studies a while back that said regular prostate stimulation reduces the risk of prostate cancer.

Of course those could always be like the studies that come out every year about how eggs/chocolate/coffee are good/bad for you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Maybe early detection?