Pissing yourself is your natural defense mechanism against predators. Free the piss and poo.
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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Its true not pissing yourself is discrimination
And amnesty for the incarcerated/charged pants pissers
This is one of the greats, on par with "LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS"
You pissed it out here
I just go over by a tree and I've never once even been looked at sideways.
I am sorry Bureaucrats, but I would have thought that you of all hive minded institutions would respect specific wording. that's not pissing yourself that's pissing on a tree. entirely different things. to piss ones self is to have the clothing you are currently wearing become saturated by your own urine
I think the legality of that would depend on if any public nudity was in play as well as mens rea.
I shall relitigate what I said to the Bureaucrat about pissing on a tree
ahem "that's not pissing yourself that's pissing on a tree. entirely different things. to piss ones self is to have the clothing you are currently wearing become saturated by your own urine". if you have taken your genitals out to the public, you're not going to be fully saturating yourself. no exposure is needed for one to piss themselves.
thank you for your consideration
If you do it on purpose it's illegal, if you do it by accident or they can't prove you didn't it's fine.