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[–] annHowe 9 points 1 hour ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Sissy Space-X

Wish I could take credit for coming up with it, but my buddy was real quick on that one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

I saw the thumbnail and was confident itwas was a female version of Elon. I clicked anyway. I have no regrets.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago

Lose one (1) election:

"Actually, misgendering is an excellent idea. Also we're removing the pronouns from our bios."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

I legit thought that was a picture of Olivia Colman as I scrolled past.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 42 minutes ago
[–] [email protected] 48 points 15 hours ago

Stephen king reports he never said this, but only because he didnt think of it.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

This will actually work. Theyre both megalomaniacs with fragile egos, putting him in Trumps shadow making it look like he's being used by Trump will drive him crazy

[–] [email protected] 45 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

You can see it in his eyes in this picture.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Something about CUCK ARSE on his shirt there?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

OCCULT CARS? Maybe a Tesla shirt?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 12 hours ago

What a fucking weirdo.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That's what a K hole looks like.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I thought it was just love.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

it's the other way around. mangolini cannot share the spotlight and is already annoyed that elon is always up his ass trying to be co-president. elon however is a massive cuck bitch so he'll probably be regularly humiliated by him and not do anything about it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I remembered this and googled it. In my mind there was a video, but man. It’s been a crazy 8 years.

"When Elon Musk came to the White House asking me for help on all of his many subsidized projects, whether it's electric cars that don't drive long enough, driverless cars that crash, or rocket ships to nowhere, without which subsidies he'd be worthless," the ever-gracious Trump wrote in 2022, "and telling me how he was a big Trump fan and Republican, I could have said, 'drop to your knees and beg,' and he would have done it…"

https://futurism.com/the-byte/musk-trump-president-bromance

[–] [email protected] 73 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

She looks more masculine now than before.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Well that image now exists in our heads, so thx for that...

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