Seasm0ke

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago

I mean, Windows already fucks us metaphorically

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Following, I want to know what god awful iot device this is. Refrigerator? Toaster oven? Vibrating dildo? The suspense is killing me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

This makes me wanna yak

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I call noodles, long ass rice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you have a swap partition? If not try disabling hibernation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Underrated game for sure

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Only it comes standard with the multiyear bugs only just patched in remote desktop for windows, like an inability to remember where you monitors have always been.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Trump corncobbed lmfao

"THERE WILL BE NO THIRD DEBATE!" Trump said... ..."When a prizefighter loses a fight, the first words out of his mouth are, 'I WANT A REMATCH,'" Trump wrote in his post, explaining his decision and insisting unnamed polls showed he won.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not a Swiftie by any means but I do remember hearing she paid out fat bonuses to every employee on her tour the other year and it made me think better of her

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

You gotta remember cops are dumb panicky animals and take any sentence longer than 8 syllables as a personal attack.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I got pulled over in California with a 3.5" benchmade folding knife in my pocket. The cop asked me to exit vehicle and asked if I had any weapons. I told him I have a folding pocket knife which was in my right pocket and he asked me to remove it and place it on the hood of the vehicle. I did so slowly and telegraphed my movements and then stepped away from the vehicle so he could Pat me down. He then inspected the knife and gave me a sobriety test. I passed and he let me go. If you gave a fixed blade machete in your car you just put it in the trunk and declare it. If you're hiking with it you just need it in a holster.

You cant have a cane sword or an assasins creed style contraption or shit like that. A knife in a knife block in a cardboard box that says kitchen isnt going to violate the law

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago

Another brand new account posting the same tired bad faith party lines.

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Nopales Con Soya (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Meal Prep Sunday This spicy filling will last all week and freezes well. Can eat it with rice and beans, in burritos or tacos, or by itself.

You will need:

  • 2 limes
  • 2 cup Cactus paddles prepared and cut into cubes
  • 1 can of corn
  • 8oz dry weight of Soya or you can used Butler soy curls
  • Either 4 guajillo chiles or up to a can of chipotle adobo
  • 4 jalapeño or less
  • 2.5 tomatoes Roma sized or small on vine
  • 3/4 onion
  • 2 lg cloves of garlic
  • 1 TSP cumin
  • .5 TSP dried Mexican oregano
  • .25 to .5 cup oil
  • Salt and pepper

Start by heating your seasoned skillet to high with the jalapeño, tomato cut in half, and onion cut to fit. Roast until slightly blackened stirring occasionally to get some color on all sides. Add the can of chipotle near the end with a cup water and simmer for 3 minutes. Transfer to the blender and add the garlic. If you use guajillo instead add the dried Chile and water directly to blender and puree.

Place the soya in a large bowl and rehydrate with a ratio of half salsa and half water. I go slow and start with salsa then add water until everything is hydrated and no water is pooled at the bottom. Save the bulk of your salsa for cooking. Add the cumin oregano and black pepper then mix and let sit til squishy with no dry spots.

In a separate sauce pan, place a small amount of oil and place the nopales, cover with a lid and Cook on medium for 5 to 7 min, until all the cactus dulls slightly in color. Remove the lid, turn the heat to med low and add the juice from one lime with a pinch of salt. stir and Cook uncovered for another 4 or 5 minutes. The texture should be slighty springy while the inside still a tad firm. Remove from heat when done and set aside. If you dont like the gelatin you can rinse lightly with cool water at this point.

Heat a Dutch oven or a wide pan with high sides on med high, add oil once hot, then add the rest of your salsa. Stir until it emulsifies reduce to medium and cover, cooking for about 3 minutes. Add the soya and Cook for 5 minutes until the bigger chunks just begin tighten a bit. Season to taste. Stir in the drained corn and Cook another few minutes, then add the nopales and juice from the other lime and simmer until everything is incorporated.

Thats it. Easier than it sounds honestly. I measure with my heart so go with your gut. Oh and open a window or door while you make the salsa..

 

Ignore the messy plate >_>

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/starfield
 

Still havent unlocked C class but I couldnt wait to try my hand

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