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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

No. I'm a fan of owls in general, not you in particular. It is your greatest virtue; being an owl.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 minutes ago* (last edited 16 minutes ago)

Sorry. Look, we do love you, but there is no essential thing-in-itself. We love you because we love owls, and some of us love dirt.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

Absolutely not

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

no

if you were a beanis, though....

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago

Depends on whether or not you give me jalapeΓ±o flavored sunflower seeds

I don't ask for much

[–] [email protected] 13 points 17 hours ago

Lmao a priori fallacy presuming I luv you in the first place nerd

[–] [email protected] 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

if u turned in to a worm would u eat urself?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Only if you lived in RFK Jr.'s brain.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 18 hours ago

I would but it's poisonous in there

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 18 hours ago

i read this in the voice of Amy Winehouse

[–] [email protected] 11 points 18 hours ago

The owl part is secondary to the pee-pee and the poo-poo really