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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 minutes ago

I heard about this from foone

[–] [email protected] 81 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

that's a good girl

Are you TRYING to crack people's eggs? πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 51 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

>:3c I wonder how installations of this tool correlate with purchases of long, cute socks 😹

And cat ears, and nyaaa~ing, and... uhhh whatever else πŸ˜… 🀷

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 hours ago

Rust dev confirmed

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

that's... oddly specific....

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

That’s when a process binds to a port right?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

If they come in wool, sign me up. I've been pricing up a full set of wool socks and it's eye-watering. I think I'm going to be asking for wool socks for Christmas/birthdays for a couple years ... my mid-life transformation is complete.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (3 children)

It checks the exit status of your command and prints praise for success or encouragement for an error. Funny idea, customizable too πŸ˜‚

SHELL_MOMMYS_LITTLE: Sets the affectionate term that mommy will use to refer to the user. The default value is "girl".

Now we need a mean one, like sudo insults

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

ramsey git full
"THAT'S NOT A VALID COMMAND YOU FUCKING DONKEY"

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 hours ago

Now we nead a mean one like[...]

I suggest shell-linus, sourcing insults from https://github.com/corollari/linusrants

"There aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupÀÀ just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I don't remember the one, but I used to have something that would insult me when I typed the wrong password when sudoing

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That's a build-in sudo feature, set by Defaults insults in your sudoers file.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

Oooooh, so ot was built-in! Yeah that's the one I was thinking about, thanks