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this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024
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Woke really does just mean "anything that suggests any adjustment whatsoever to my pre-installed beliefs, behaviours or feelings". I would assume the Daily Mail would also consider uninstalling McAfee Anti-virus from a new Dell desktop to be "woke".
"Woke filling" is what i call it when i come by to fill up your secretly gay dad.
My grandad liked ham sandwiches.
My dad liked crisp sandwiches.
I like like all of the above and fancy woke sandwiches. And I'm an older Brit. I have no idea what point I'm trying to make. Get off my lawn! Ooh, innit cold?
You like something I don't like?
THAT MEANS WAR!
Flavour is woke!
Gen Z Brits are turning their backs on British sandwich classics like ham and mustard and cheese and onion in favour of 'fancy' fillings like avocado, olives and continental cheese.
Continental cheese
Wow, sorry gen-zees, but the avocado is for millenials only.
Looks like it's from the Mail - an absolute shitrag of a newspaper, written by cunts for cunts.
I didn't even know it was The Fail but anyone who spells it "Zac" is cunt too probably
AKA, The Daily Heil
Do "woke fillings" contain trans fats?
Lol, woke fillings.
Imagine being the drone who had to write that corporate slop, must just be a twitch away from having that bullet go through his brain.
โSo would you like ham or turkey?โ โUhโฆ turkey I guessโ โFUCK OFF COMMIE THATโS THE MEAT OF THE ENEMYโ
Yawn, they said the same thing about us Millenials with our avocado toast!
Its amazing how much of the Gen Z criticism is just recycled Millennial complaints.
The stuff they said about Millennials was the same stuff they said about Gen X, minus the specifics of liking avocados. It's the age old cycle of old people being mad that young people exist and might have different preferences. Tale as old as time, sadly.
Ah, I missed Gen X eating fancy sandwiches. Terrible all around then.
Gen Z will know when they start to feel old when the next gen start taking flack in the press.
Gen Alpha. Born roughly between 2010 and 2025.
Now now... that's assuming any Gen Z can afford a sandwich ;)
Woke air sandwich!
Woke air sandwich? Millenial nonsense. Back in the day we ate wish sandwiches!
Stay alive long enough and you'll wish you had air.
I'm already wishing
In several areas of the city, pollution levels were more than 50 times higher than the World Health Organizationโs recommended safe limit.
Fucking hell. Stay as safe as you can given the air is now toxic!
Well, I only need to worry about myself though, since this is the ideal habitat for Delhi-ites. In fact, they still walk around with smoke-sticks in their mouth because the levels are not high enough for them.
They're probably busy saving money for a house. No more avocados and cancelling Netflix! ๐
"The other day I had myself a wish sandwich! A wish sandwich is when you got two slices of bread, and you wish you had some meat, bow bow bow"
band name
"Beans on toast" is a classic English sandwich.
The woke is coming from inside the house.
Beans on toast isn't a sandwich. If it's anything, it's an exotic form of pizza considering that it's a flat bread with tomato sauce and a bean and cheese topping.
There is no such thing as a "woke filling". It's food or it's not.
"We have conquered the world for spices."
"Great, should we use them to enhance our cuisine?"
"Absolutely fucking not."
Oh, do fuck off with your tired stereotype.
I'll bet I have more spices in my kitchen that you. Twat.
Now, if only you used them ...
Twat.
East a jar of English mustard and report back.
I accidentally west the whole jar
You may feel some lightheadedness or urge to colonize the islands.
i only eat non-woke sandwiches like a toast sandwich
Mustard is a bit exotic for mail readers isn't it?
English mustard
What'd you call me?!
Oh will someone think of the sandwiches
cows are from the middle east, native wild european wisent are the only non-woke option
real europeans subsist solely on hazelnuts, parsnips, and pestulent hares.
Who was the snowflake again?
Such as.