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Also hot dog water

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (4 children)

This implies pasta was made for breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Apparently breakfast pasta recipes exist. I'm totally unsure if they are any good, and am certain that the "Breakfast Carbonara" recipe will create the equivalent of riots on the fediverse.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

That's the most disconcerting part. I'm glad I wasn't the only one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Probably going to have it with strawberries.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Capellini with strawberry and mint sauce?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Sounds pretty wasteful

[–] [email protected] 100 points 3 days ago (7 children)

zero waste

disposable coffee filter

[–] [email protected] 75 points 3 days ago

It doesn't make any waste if you never dispose of the filter.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

a metal filter would make the pasta water coffee taste bad

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

(i understand the joke but i have found metal filters work fine)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

it may be disposable, but it is also eatable.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

So are the coffee grounds

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

I compost the filters

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 3 days ago (2 children)

She eats pasta for breakfast?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago

breakfast isn't magical, just eat whatever makes you happy.

[–] v4ld1z 30 points 3 days ago

Meal prep maybe. But if I had the time and energy to cook it in the morning, I'd eat spaghetti all the time for breakfast

[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Next time use coffee water to cook pasta

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bathwater > pasta water > coffee water

Otherwise it's unhygenic

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That may be, but a coffee shower sounds reasonable to me at this point.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You want to save water when boiling pasta? Stop using a big pot.

Pour the pasta into a skilled, add enough water to completely cover it and turn on the heat. Add a pinch of salt (not too much, as you will be eating all of it) and allow the pasta to cook. It will slowly absorb the water it needs and will normally leave little to none behind. If some water is left behind, use it to thicken sauces; the gluten in the water helps.

This works with every pasta, even spaghetti.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You can use the pasta water to make a hell of a tasty alfredo sauce (or use to thicken up most Italian sauces really). That's the only use I've found for it so far.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Ooh that's another good one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Pasta water can be used similarly to garbanzo bean water as a substitute for eggs in certain cases.

For instance, you can use pasta water, garbanzo bean water, or lentil water as a substitute for eggs in a "egg wash" to bind a "breading" so that one can fry or bake food and have it breaded.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

this reminds me of that one tlc episode where a woman scraped leftover spaghetti sauce from plates to reuse it and made lasagna in a dishwasher or some shit

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Wouldn't it be better to boil, make the coffee, and use the rest of the water for pasta?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, because the water you use for coffee is converted entirely to coffee+wet grounds. Can't save there. But the pasta water isn't entirely absorbed by the pasta and the sauce.

Note that you can cook noodles in gay less water than used by traditional methods and then use the excess to make your sauce.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

gay less water

So... does that imply most water is gay?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I mean... its wet isn't it.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Has she peed that day? Is that what she cooked the pasta in?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

ZERO waste, leave no trace.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Just use pasta/rice water to water your plants. They will enjoy the extra nutrients.

Edit: maybe not, I'm not a scientist.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago

I was wondering about this because that seems like a good idea upfront, but apparently:

  • The extra minerals and stuff is a very minor benefit for plants and will not substitute for fertilizer.
  • If you put salt or seasoning in the boiling water, don't use it for plants.
  • The starch might also promote mold / bacteria growth.
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

Pasta water is in fact an excellent thing to save... As a cooking ingredient.

Specifically, what you can do is freeze it in an ice cube tray, and then store the cubes in a Ziploc. A handful of cubes added to a soup, stew, stock or sauce will give it a smoother, more silky texture thanks to all the starch.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So this is how you do an Italian pour over. Interesting...

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Also, you used a paper filter, you dumb ass

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (4 children)

What's wrong with a paper filter for a pour over?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It filters out the microscopic pasta chunks that you get to chew on if you brew it directly in the cup

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

mmm delicious 😋

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pretty wasteful, better use a French press

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

Or espresso

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