Microblog Memes

TIL: I’m a freak and pervert

Not enjoying salt & vinegar is just a sign of weakness

My home state has salt and vinegar chips that are so acidic that eating more than a handful will burn the inside of your mouth and the skin on the edge of your lips will fall off.

So anyway those are my favorite flavor ever and I eat so many every time I have the chance to eat them that I can't taste for a week.

Edit: I hate autocorrect. Always have.

Neuroatypical person when confronted with the existence of people with different opinions

I'm both of those things, so that checks out.

UK lemmings be piling in to explain how this is the best flavour in the world...

... Which it is

Well, guess I'm either a freak or a pervert.

I started to angrily disagree but on reflection it's true, at least in my case.

I had it once.

It's disgusting. But I have to say... It grows on you.

I ate the whole bag including the crumbs.

S&V was an unknown flavour in my country. So i was rather sceptical when I tried fries in the UK with that kind of seasoning for the first time.

I am a convert now. Anyone who considers this flavour "freaky" can go and drown in American ketchup (you know that kind with 50% HFCS).

Fixed it:

Some of the UK ~~potato chip~~ crisp flavors I'm learning about are really freakin' weird to someone who comes from the land that invented them.

Prawn cocktail? Beef? Pickled onion?

And then there's this...

Can confirm, I like that flavour.

Do you realize you just insulted my entire race of people?!

But yes

Hmm... in Canada that is one of the basic best selling flavours... you basically have to offer salt and vinegar if you sell chips. Is it really that uncommon in the states. I mean I heard it's hard to get ketchup flavour down there, but I wouldn't have suspected salt and vinegar as being rare.

Every fibre of my body repulses this flavour but I LOVE pure salt chips.

In Spain I was betrayed when I wanted "normal" salted ones and was confronted with the most disgusting taste a chip can possibly hold.

Never again..

My mom must've been one helluva freaky pervert then heh

While they may co-occur, I think my enjoyment of Salt & Vinegar chips is independent of my freakiness and perversion

If you’re not gasping for air after inhaling on a freshly opened bag then they are not worthy

It's one of the best

Meanwhile in Lithuania:

when I was a kid, I was convinced that salt/vinegar combo was attractive to smokers because they'd burned out their ability to taste stuff unless it was extreme.

now I don't think it's limited to smokers, but all folks who have burned out their taste buds. Never liked them or sought them out, but:

Utz salt and vinegar are actually.... pretty fucking good, and that's a damned high praise from someone who doesn't like the flavor at all I think.

What freak doesn't like salt and vinegar?

salt and vinegar is the 2nd best flavour (behind all dressed of course)

TIL that I am also a freak.

Laughs in Canadian.

True, I’m a freak and a pervert and the sort of person who has considered buying salt and vinegar powder because she loves the chips so much

Huh. Guess I'll have to try them.