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Me, calling my sister:

"Hey."

No response

"HEY!"

No response

"HEY, DICKLIPS!"

"What?"

"You're my present this year"

I don't think I've ever called my brother "bro". I call my friends "bro" all the time.

Luckily, though an only child, I had plenty of friends with siblings and I quickly caught on to that 'sis' or 'bro' was never used in anything except the most facetious fashion.

Japanese translators have entered the chat.

I just use my sibling's first name most of the time.

It's called exposition. How else are lazy writers supposed to explain the relationship?

Me and my sister call each other “trash” (sounds better in our language). We constantly make jokes about the other being trash (I.e “I gotta take the trash out” with a subsequent “why do you need to go out?”) etc.

We’re in our 20s

And then you got warhammer 40k writers

"Sup, bitch."

Weird. I greet mine like Mufasa on the edge of the cliff. "BROTHER!"

I have yet to be thrown to my doom.

My family has fully adopted the Buster Bluth, "Hey brother", "hey sister", "hey cousin".

My bro used to call me shitpants (in German) and I callt my cousin lovingly "little shitpants" Also been called clevershit a lot by my siblings (which was fair ig.) But when things got tough they had my back.

My older brother and I never greeted each other except with nonverbal communication, IE hitting each other.

i have a lot of siblings, and the only time ive ever called any of them "sis" or "bro" is when my older step brother and i make fun of the "step bro" memes

My brother always says "hey little sister" to me though...

Since we're taking a poll in these comments, my go tos for my brother are "Hey Brotato" and "Hey Broseph", while my sister gets called her shortened first name (which she doesn't even go by, and hates, haha). Only time she gets sis is if I'm feeling silly and yell "Oi Sis!!!" with a vague cockney or pirate accent for some reason.

"Oh dearest sister" is for when you want something. "Hey" is the standard greeting.

I call both of my siblings shitass (or poopbutt when their kids are around) because my dudes guess what they do with their asses

My sisters say hey sis to eachother. I’ll ask em if it’s making fun of this or if it’s real next time I see them.

Weird, I've always called my sister 'sis' and my sister calls me 'bro'

I just say "sister dearest". In every situation.

in Turkish it actually isn't far too uncommon to call your little brother 'son' (oğlum) haha

bold of you to assume the conversations i have with my siblings include coherent words of any kind

Hey fuckface! I'll have your oats now.

Hello friend