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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago

Also, some Great Tits!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago

Mine get emptied really quick if large number tits show up.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

What makes it even better is that the box has a tit on it.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Just so you know, these suet balls are stacked on a pallet in a 6x4x(presumably)4 configuration.

That's 80 balls across, 120 balls high, and 80 balls deep, -20 because of the missing box on the top left.

My friend, today you looked at your screen at an image of 1,900 FAT BALLS. You're welcome.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Coincidentally, "80 balls deep" describes your mom's average Tuesday night

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How many hard head am I seeing is the real question though

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago

Just divide the number of balls by two dumbass.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

A pet store franchise in Australia recently just rebranded themselves at "Pet-O".

With the Australian accent, it's "pedo".

So I wonder things like this got past that many people without someone saying, "Maybe Fat Balls isn't a smart choice."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hate to break it to ya man, but with any accent “pet-o” sounds like pedo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Not in mine. D and T make different sounds. Then there's all the people that say PEEdoe instead of PEHdoe.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Head, tit, & balls.

(With 1:1:20 ratio)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Suet. It's fat and seeds mixed together. I use it for woodpeckers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Hard head wood pecker

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

They're usually hung on trees, especially during winter, for birds to eat.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think it’s supposed to be bird food

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Supposed to, yes. But with the inflation they substitute as human food as well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

They’ll make you shit like a champion

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Deez suety nuts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

asking for a chef

I suppose username checks out too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

No salt is bad for tits.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Oh I've seen these boxes at a store near me. I'm surprised the joke took so long to spread to lemmy

[–] AI_toothbrush 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ahh i saw these in jula which is a swedish store. Do they also sell it in other countries?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They do! Most jula stores are in Sweden (68) and Norway (43), but there are a few in Poland (20) and Finland (8) (though not Denmark widely enough) source

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Anyone else hear AC/DC when they saw this?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Can't lose.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago