This was just on socials with the tag:

He's bringing parts for his spaceship so he can go to otter space

A lot of the "generic" or "store brand" packaged foods are literally the same exact product as the name brands, only in different boxes/bags

And a storage unit for all that junk in the trunk

Guts, by Chuck Palahniuk.

You're welcome

Yeah, that clears it up!

In Mike Lindels case, what was the pocket that he was forced to open, revealing no data was there?

It seems like such a ridiculous exercise.

African or European?

How does one prove that someone does not have something?

Interstellar 2: Relativistic Boogaloo

You'll probably gag on spray paint, so yes.

The REAL real trick is this (both assume you're ok with checking your carry on):

1. If you've got some time, check in with the front desk and ask if you can check your carry on for free. They'll usually do it, especially if the flight is full (which is very common)
2. When you get to the gate, they almost always ask if anyone will voluntarily gate check their carry on. Just do it. Now, no more having to worry about finding an overhead bin, and also not having to pack around that carry on after you get off the plane